‘The centre is not in the centre anymore. I am sure of it. In fact, we have stretched very disproportionately to the left’.
Kaptaan is livid. We need a new map.
The flat land to our right isn’t flat at all. There is no way our men can level it in time. Obviously, that doesn’t sit too well with our plans. A large chunk of core activities now need to be shifted to the left. It is going to be a logistical nightmare.
Sheriff, however, doesn’t make much of it.
‘Arrey, what are you saying, baba? All we need to do is move a few things. That’s not such a big deal. On a plot that is as huge as this, the centre isn’t going to matter much anyway. People are not going to measure shit, you see. We just have to show them a good time, not our skills at geometry’.
The deputies seem to agree. They are young. For them, nothing is a challenge.
‘We’ll do it, boss. All we need is a new map and a few men like Master and Musician’.
The votes are cast.
We have a new map.
Kaptaan is livid. We need a new map.
The flat land to our right isn’t flat at all. There is no way our men can level it in time. Obviously, that doesn’t sit too well with our plans. A large chunk of core activities now need to be shifted to the left. It is going to be a logistical nightmare.
Sheriff, however, doesn’t make much of it.
‘Arrey, what are you saying, baba? All we need to do is move a few things. That’s not such a big deal. On a plot that is as huge as this, the centre isn’t going to matter much anyway. People are not going to measure shit, you see. We just have to show them a good time, not our skills at geometry’.
The deputies seem to agree. They are young. For them, nothing is a challenge.
‘We’ll do it, boss. All we need is a new map and a few men like Master and Musician’.
The votes are cast.
We have a new map.
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